TEN “PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY CAR” SIGNS THAT YOU WILL NEVER SEE AT A CAR SHOW
The worst case scenario for car guys is the exact moment that somebody takes liberties with their newly-finished projects at a car show.
The owner may have a boatload of cash in the finished project and a much shakier marriage than before the project.
What the owner will not have is any tolerance for people who take liberties with the expensive set of wheels that have cost him money and marital harmony.
The owner has sacrificed and risked much to bring that flawlessly perfect set of wheels to a car show and he or she will not be happy when his or her ride becomes a playground for somebody’s kid.
Most owners will post polite messages on the vehicles that plead with onlookers to look-but- please-don’t-touch my car. Most owners will not throw a hardball because they are generally decent people who are more than willing to share their beloved vehicles with a throng of admirers.
But what if the gloves were off and car owners could up the ante on the window notices? What if they were unrestrained by good taste and possible legal repercussions?
Here are a few possibilities:
–Don’t touch my car and I won’t slap your kid
-Don’t touch my car and I won’t kick your dog
-Don’t touch my car and I won’t run over your cat
-Don’t touch my car and I won’t date your wife.
-Don’t touch my car and I won’t apply a chokehold.
-Don’t touch my car and I won’t render you unconscious.
-Don’t touch my car and my fist will stay well clear of your face.
-Don’t touch my car and I won’t dent my car several times with your head.
-Don’t touch my car and your teeth inventory stays exactly the same.
-Don’t touch my car and I won’t have to get you fixed by a vet.
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