MAY 31, 2011: HOW TO TELL WHETHER YOU ARE A REAL CAR GUY….

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The car guy label is not for everybody.

 

While the car guy moniker is not gender or age specific, it is does come with a basic philosophy.

 

Here are a few telltale signs that you are a car guy.

 

You like your kids, love your dog and would get rid of dog and kids to keep your classic car.

 

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You view any unwanted contact with your collector car by strangers as a simple hanging offence.

 

You use water-boarding as a practical way to get information from reluctant sources about rare parts for your collector car.

 

You look at car calendars and notice the car before the hottie.

 

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You die a little inside every time that you watch an old movie with car wrecks.

 

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You believe that Dennis (My Classic Car) Gage’s cameraman has a better job than a Playboy centerfold photographer.

 

You also believe that Dennis Gage has a better job than Hugh Hefner.

 

You know that your collector car was built on a Wednesday at the factory and that some guy named Ted put on the front clip, but you forgot your wedding day and year.

 

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You got more excited when your car won best of class than when your kid was class valedictorian.

 

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You enforce a minimum age limit in your garage- no cars under 35 years old.

 

Jim Sutherland

Check out mystarcollectorcar.com- a site for unrepentant car guys at – https://www.mystarcollectorcar.com/

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