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Show and Shine Commandments
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PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY VEHICLE… I WILL EXTEND THE SAME COURTESY TO YOUR WIFE
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MY VEHICLE IS NOT A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR KIDS
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MY TIRES ARE NOT A HALFWAY POINT FOR YOUR DOG’S TERRITORY AND MY PAINT ISN’T A SCRATCH TEST-PAD FOR PURSES,BUCKLES AND CAMERAS
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DON’T POP THE HOOD OR OPEN THE DOORS WITHOUT PERMISSION AND I WON’T WALK IN NAKED WITHOUT KNOCKING AT YOUR HOUSE
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WE LOVE OUR RIDES LIKE WE LOVE OUR KIDS… CRITICISM IS TAKEN VERY PERSONALLY